I open it, and there's a business sized envelope within. On one side, it says, "WHATEVER COULD IT BE????" On the back it says, "OPEN IT ALREADY! CAREFULLY! NO SCISSORS! SERIOUSLY!"
Now, I'm thinking I've got a letter bomb but the envelope doesn't have much of anything in it. How about some Anthrax...could be. Whatever it is, I'm a little nervous.
I open the envelope with a letter opener. Inside there is a zip lock baggy...my worst fears are realized. I'm going to be dead inside of two days.
I pull the baggy out and it contains a strange brown granular substance. I expected Anthrax to be white. On the baggy is ominously written:
REAL
SHEA STADIUM DIRT!
LEFT FIELD WARNING TRACK
MAY 14, 2008
How cool is that? Thanks, Jill. I appreciate the piece of Shea which, after this season, will be no more.
SL
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You have dogs?
My recommendation is to check my blog every 15 minutes, or so...you might miss something.
http://scottlessard.blogspot.com/2007/12/meet-mr-higgins.html
Make sure you click the link to Angie's blog within my post for pictures.
SL
My recommendation, is you pick up the phone every once in a while instead of living vicarious through your blog. This way, we would have known about the dog back in December. Not that I am really all that interested one way or the other......
BURN!
Your loving NYCil
xoxoxoxo
Here's another recommendation - they should put a spell checker on the blog site. Also, I should preview my posts before I actually post them. To clean up said spelling (and syntax) errors.
xoxoxo
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